vitalizinq:

The human body has 7 trillion nerves and some people manage to get on every single fucking one of them

puralize:

you don’t understand how hard it is to take a selfie when you’re ugly

ispankmyturtle:

why is it that everyone can be an asshole towards me and that’s perfectly fine but the minute i have had enough and act like an asshole its all of a sudden not okay

my-teen-quote:

want more quotes?
disney-archive:

want disney posts on your dash?

rneerkat:

dont EVER call ur date honey in front of bees, they do NOT understand the concept of nicknames and will viciously attack your girlfriend in hope of getting back what was taken from them