celebritity:

gender: ugly

shingeki-no-kou:

I wish boobs did the bra thing without having to wear the bra

eccentric-disney:

wait a minute this isn’t my homework

this is tumblr

how did this happen

friskygrandma:

I!!!DONT!!!WANNA!!!CARE!!!ABOUT!!!MY!!!WEIGHT!!! BUT!!!I!!!DO!!!

awwww-cute:

My girlfriend’s rat dog doesn’t let me poop in peace

314eater:

prevalere:

you know how in some movies the bride/groom calls off the wedding to be with the person they truly love and then they live happily ever after well it’s pretty shitty that the person they were getting married to doesn’t actually get a happy ending but no one seems to care about it to the point that he/she is not even mentioned afterwards as if that person didn’t exist or had feelings at all yeah just a thought

Lord farquaad will be okay