bramblepatch:

hot-n-spicy-preston:

talk-to-me-i-m-torn:

lichanlin:

mindmyiswhere:

THIS IS THE GREATEST THING I’VE SEEN ALL DAY

OHMYGOD.

Everyone’s gotta have boobs on their blog.

GUYS IT ISNT WHAT YOU THINK I SWEAR

…it was exactly what I thought. Possibly I spend too much time on tumblr.
Anonymous: My boyfriend calls me fat :(

cocaineyeezy:

Call him single

netlfix:

in all my years i have never finished a pencil

officialunitedstates:

take four years of spanish so you can speak spanish at a 3 year old level

ivvvoo:

Untitled by (Tom J. Wilson)

typically-unique:

I want to be one of those people who does yoga and eats berries for breakfast, but I’m one of those people who stays in bed until 4 pm and eats pizza. 

just-relatable:

Relatable posts daily?

spermbanker:

date me to disappoint your parents